This poem is dedicated to my amazing wife for her birthday today!
I married the Geek King
which is to say
my wife has bigger balls than any man I’ve met
and more nerdy power in her left pinkie
than you could dream of collecting in your lifetime
if you mouth off at her
she’ll smash you with her wit alone
and do it so well the Hulk will want her autograph
(again)
if you’re lucky enough to meet her
remember she is both sovereign and superhero
treat her with respect
awe
maybe a little fear
she is no mere mortal but instead
a creature born of magic and mayhem
if you cross paths with this phenomenal woman
everything will be fine
just remember to say these four words
All hail the King!
