I want to be the villain in your story
the antagonist who thwarts you at every turn
I want to cackle as you fail
your every plan a disaster in my hands
I want to break you
on the edge of my inevitable betrayal
because you played the fool
directly into my hands
so brilliantly blind to my treachery
and then
I’ll watch you save yourself
just before the end
the way I always knew you could
I taught you how to survive your own destruction
You’re welcome.